Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Sour Chops

A word used in Wicklow Town to describe someone who is in a bad mood or giving negative vibes.

Whats wrong with you sour chops?

by Naye January 2, 2009

Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011

Chop Stick

Usually a Draco or AK47 styled gun. Designed to chop up the intended target.

Yo, go get the chop stick from manny.

by Jayy526 January 11, 2023

Chop sticks

A stick or chop sticks are two slang words for an Ak-47 assault rifle.

Man,Kimoni is out to hurt someone tonight,he's riding around with two fully loaded chop sticks.

by Keymoney$ October 7, 2017

Chopped chin

When you do dumbass tiktok dances with no chin or game and u lowkey a lame

Especially embodied by dudes named Vincent (chopped chin captain)

“Chopped chin ain’t got shit”

by choppedchinboy January 7, 2025