by Shotfirst February 01, 2024
noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
by The Plumber080 March 05, 2021
by Mr. OJay May 10, 2017
noun. White-collar community slang for sliding into the DMs of another married individual and having an extramarital affair.
by BRabbit70 October 05, 2020
by FreshDangler December 28, 2015
This is more of a phrase then a stand alone word. The california gold digger is the process of sticking thumb in your mouth and the other in your ass hole. Then you switch over a short period of time. This be done to someone or for more fun in a group. To do this you need your friend, partner, husband, wife, jail inmate, etc. You and the other individual start by sticking your thumbs in your mouth. You then stick your finger in the others ass hole and then switch your fingers. You can he creative with the holes, adding more people, and by using your imagination.
Here is an example in a work environment:
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
by Anon2789 January 13, 2021
When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.
Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."
by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017