smack tard

Commonly used in reference to a person on coke or any other hard drug

"Jason yeh I know that smack tard"

"Heres your rock ya little smack tard"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

tard fam slickness

The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.

When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.

by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021

R-Tard

simple explication: worse than a retard, not as bad as a fucktard.
mumbo jumbo explanation: a term used to direct a person as a mentally slow (or retarded) person used when a normal person makes a mistake.

Scene from South Park: Make Love Not Warcraft:

gerald broulflouski:y r u on the internet?? you should be outside socializing with youre friends.

kyle broulflouski: i am socializing with my friends R-Tard.

gerald: .......i am not an R-Tard......

by InuYashaFreak64 from youtube October 13, 2007

blow tard

A blow tard is a partially retarded person who is such a dumbass, they can be persuaded to blow anyone and anything. A perfect example is that twinky bitch Jarred.

Jarred are you sucking that pig off.....fuckin' blow tard.

or

Oh my god is that Jarred? What a blow tard. He once raped a pidgeon.

by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005

Uber Beiber Tard

Any person who purposely listens to music by or styles their hair like the Uber Tard Justin Beiber.

While visitng my nieces and nephews I noticed they had posters of Justin Beiber hanging in their rooms, after I puked a little bit in my mouth, I proclaimed them Uber Beiber Tards.

by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010

Billy Ray-tard

A southern person, like Billy Ray Cyrus, who acts retarded.
You could also just call someone who is being a jackass or is doing something that annoys you a Billy Ray-tard!

"You Billy Ray-tard!!! I told you not to call me Squirrel Boy!! God dang it!"

by SuperSmoothSullivan November 6, 2009

K-tard

Anyone whose name begins with a 'K' and acts like a mental midget.

Kalvin sure is a K-tard today.

by Karma Chamelion69 February 1, 2010