Jockholm Syndrome

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.

I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.

by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021

Dorito syndrome

A man who suffered from invisible lat syndrome, and thus became a gym lunk focusing only on upper body training and thus acquiring a back shaped like a dorito

Walking towards the free weights, it could clearly be seen that Jim suffers from dorito syndrome.

by Jasprit Ahama March 28, 2021

The Klibanov Syndrome

Occurs when a guy simps for a girl. He then decides to make a move. The girl then answers that he's her "Plan B" and that she's dating someone else for now. Thus, misleading the simp to think that she's actually dating someone at the moment, and will quit dating him soon for him.
Then, the simp discovers he's not the first to hear that answer from that girl.
Likely to happen to chubby delusional high-schoolers.

Oh, is that what she told you too?
It must be The Klibanov Syndrome.

by Romi Kl. January 20, 2022

TTK Syndrome

Better known as "Teen to Kid Syndrome". This is a mainstream trend of teenagers that find things related to their early childhood are very trendy. Examples of such things that went back in style lately are unicorns, Sesame Street, monsters, Silly Bandz, etc.

How come every teen except me has TTK Syndrome these days? I don't understand it.

by What the heck is this world? May 14, 2011

holly syndrome

When one named Holly is behind on time.

Holly syndrome is definitely in effect today.

by Sjm1132 May 24, 2016

Trumpanitis Syndrome

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.

"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

by Llama66 June 27, 2018

flickr syndrome

When spending too much time online, some people will forget the 'e' in 'flicker' or any other word ending with 'er'

John was having a hard time curing his flickr syndrome.

by LukieInTheSky March 6, 2010