by bigphatgorillacoochie April 28, 2020

by David Adamo January 17, 2021

P1: what game should I get?
P2: Castle Story, it's a pretty good game.
P1: alright I'll check it out.
P2: Castle Story, it's a pretty good game.
P1: alright I'll check it out.
by brick duster April 29, 2022

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.
For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.
by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021

So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
Quote:
Quote:
Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
by US-IL December 25, 2024

by The Enthu Foodie October 12, 2017

A name you probably would never type in. She is smart, intelligent, beautiful, kind, responsible. Her vocals are on point. She is jovial, but shy.
She wants to be successful but is Lazy lol. She probably has brown eyes, and is tall. She loves kpop but is shy to say that because people judge. She hates gym class but love the outdoors. She is crazy and funny once you get to know her.
She wants to be successful but is Lazy lol. She probably has brown eyes, and is tall. She loves kpop but is shy to say that because people judge. She hates gym class but love the outdoors. She is crazy and funny once you get to know her.
“Omg story you look great”
“I know she’s rocking it”
Story- wearing a weird outfit while doing weird tik. Tok dances
“I know she’s rocking it”
Story- wearing a weird outfit while doing weird tik. Tok dances
by Hellollllllllll October 19, 2020
