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Slide Theory

When you the even happened weeks or months ago so you can’t really remember what happened BUT you do remember the really fun thing that happened - like going down a slide on a boat.
Do you remember going down that slide on the boat a few weeks ago? That’s the slide theory in a nutshell.
by PJeffz March 14, 2025
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Sliding

Sliding can be defined as investing in cryptocurrencies while under the influence (Ex: Alcohol, Weed, Shrooms, etc).
Hey, heard you were sliding at work yesterday, how much money did you make/lose?

Do you usually make more money while sliding?
by cano vela October 31, 2021
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East-Side Slip n' Slide

When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.
Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.
by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016
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Slides

An excerpt, or piece of a script . In acting it is something you will get to use for an audition.
Here are your slides for your upcoming audition.
by Anonymous 0591 March 9, 2019
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Duncan Slip N' Slide

Where one drunkenly ejaculates on the floor and waits for their partner to slip on the floor, landing on their face, then, while their partner is bleeding on the floor, they proceed to buttfuck them till loss of consciousness.
Trevor just Duncan Slip N' Slided Shaquila last night!
by Cpt. Fuckbucket June 9, 2016
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Cocktail Slide

Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking
Had a cocktail slide last night. Needed more gin however
by ScrubMasterFTW October 3, 2021
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sliding quickie

The action performed by somebody who has to perform an acrobatics check to catch penis in their mouths.
Ouch the Orc was caught off guard by the sliding quickie performed by his sex slave. He came immediately. It was lethal.
by Poompi March 31, 2016
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