and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

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Once a good girls gone bad shes gone forever

Meaning when a guy does something either mentally or physically to a female and she can't handle it she turns into a "bad girl" nine outta ten times.

"Shanti was goin wit Mondo man and she was so caught up. Thought he was quote on quote "that nigga" and he fucked her head up. Now she a bad girl. Gamen niggas left and right and bein a lil hoe about it"

by Holl@Early June 3, 2005

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She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

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She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!

A phrase that you offten want to scream out the theater, whenever the dumb bitch gets caught by the killer or monster in any Horror Film. You can also yell this while watching a porno. However it is not recomended

*Movie* (Dumb blonde skanky bitch runs into killer)

Guy Watching film : "Holy fucking titty licking tacos! She's going to get her ass hole eaten out!!"

by McWaterMellon and DixieDoosch August 13, 2009

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she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da

Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.

Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.

by B-rizzle May 7, 2019

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