Red Water

Someone you consider blood or family, but that somebody can't be related to you.

If you ask me, blood is no thicker than red water.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2004

Red Sling

To complete a "Red Sling" Follow these steps:
1.If your lucky enough to stumble upon a friends moms red thong pick it up.
2.Hide it behind your back and call friend over.
3.Once in range throw red thong at friends face.
4.Upon impact begin laughing as you have just completed the fabled Red Sling.

Zack shouts: "Josh come here for a second!"
Josh: "what ma..*hit in face with red thong*"
Zack: "hahah Red Sling beeeyyyoootttcchhhhh!!"
Josh: "Your fuckin weird man.."
Zack: "I'm not the one sniffin my mom's underwear haha"
Josh: "whatever.."

by C.C.B January 15, 2010

red sex

sex while the woman is on her period

why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds

by craig March 11, 2003

Big Red

The chewing gum Ricky Bobby promotes in "Talladega Nights"

If you don't chew Big Red, then F**k You

by cotton5817 August 20, 2009

red dot

if someone older than 18 that sexually encounterd a minor and had intercourse without getting or getting arrested.

"hobz" is a red dot!...!

by obmit November 13, 2009

Red Gooch

1) A gooch that has been irritated due to over stimulation via self pleasure, female pleasure, male pleasure, pleasure with a pencil, rock, bubble gum, pop rock, lint roller, or basically any object that one could imagine.

2) Camping whore on COD MW2

1) Man, that guy kept rubbing his gooch with that pocket watch. I bet he has a case of the red gooch. Nice!

2) That fucking Red Gooch BPG kept camping the castle with his 4 Red buddies.

by Red Gooch BPG February 11, 2010

Red Mummy

A used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.

LaDarrien: "Damn Keisha, you smell."
Keisha: "It ain't me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy."

by MBgreezy and Rboogie December 18, 2006