Pillow

A mean viscous land mammal that will kill or injure any living thing in its path because pillows don’t care

Guy 1:I had to run from a pillow today almost died
Guy2: whaaat

by jhat butthole doe March 1, 2019

pillow top

Pillow top is a group of immature teenage boys who think they're cool and a transetter but in reality they really just don't know how to be a decent person and could care less about anyone about anyone. They're shady and shitty, and will more than likely cheat on you.

For guys*Wow, look at the pillow top boys.

for girls* she acts like a pillow top girl #cheaters #shady #unrealistic #irrelevant #laughable #joke

by Basket case January 28, 2017

pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022

Pookie-pillow

Someone you have close relationship to and love as a pillow

I can't sleep, I'm missing my pookie-pillow

by totoroxi July 16, 2024

Bus Pillow

An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.

I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!

by Mr. Vivi March 9, 2021

Body pillow

A pillow that's usually the size of 150x50cm or 160x60cm that are meant for extra back support and comfort. These pillows can have the design of an anime character on it and I know they get stereotyped for being only bought by neckbeards but they are comfy as hecc. Who doesn't love cuddling with their Waifu every night?

Me: Yo bro, I just got a Nezuko Body pillow
My friend: Damn bro, you is lonely
Me: Man, shut yo bitch-ass up! I just like cuddling with my Waifu, there's nothing wrong with that.

by MichaelMLP October 1, 2023

pillow tranny

Someone who "switches sides" of the pillow during hot and sweaty sex to get cooler.

The sex was so intense that my girl became a pillow tranny.

by formattedfire11 June 19, 2024