Hamburger Time

The Way That The Characters From Metalocalypse Sugar-Coat The Term 'Dying!'

"You're Closer To 'Hamburger Time' If You Don't See A Doctor!"

by -SQUASH- November 26, 2009

Couch time

psychotherapy

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.

by FunNun July 24, 2009

dark time

when someone is going through a difficult period in their life

Steve: I got no money, these are some dark times

by Nyol May 20, 2018

Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.

I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.

by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009

the time rapist

A man who is cursed to endure the epic random journey through time... raping those who willingly or unwittingly break the sacred laws of the space-time continuum.

Dang! I think I've just been visited by the Time Rapist.

by highbrow_faulker July 28, 2010

time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....

How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.

by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011

Tori Time

A clock that runs a little slower than the rest of the world.

A: Hey! Why do think Patricia is always late?

B: Oh she runs on Tori Time.

by Swauger Sisters December 12, 2015