a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low
person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"
by uhfhjhghjks January 22, 2021
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Little Bean

A word to call a cute cat.
by iloveittybitty October 02, 2023
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The Jimmy Bean

A position used during sexual intercourse between a man and woman where the woman lays on top in the starfish position, with the man on his back hugging his knees while his erect member is tucked in between his legs.
Man: “If we not dointhe jimmy bean tonight, I’m not havin’ it
Woman: “ok”
by Tuckest May 21, 2021
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Cranky Bean

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!
by guesswuttbubblebutt March 04, 2012
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Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.
Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
by Washoe March 11, 2015
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Cooly Beans

An expression meaning that everything's fine and alright. Often used as a way to show approval of something.
Person: We're going to the movies.
Person#2: Cooly Beans
by falsestart October 04, 2009
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Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.
John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.
by Dogler July 28, 2017
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