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The Joe Hughes

The Joe Hughes is a sex position with male standing or sitting with both hands behind his head
by RC Bill Gates March 21, 2019
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Joe Gatz

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Verb; 1.) To blissfully ignore normal everyday tasks and consequences with a shit-eating grin on you face. 2.) To fuck something up beyond everybody’s wildest beliefs and past the point of ever being repaired. 3.) To chug a Heineken faster than your ability to taste it, without a single breath in between. 4.) To do anything in which the quality severely fails to meet expectations or basic standards.
Noun; 1.) A short, fat alcoholic that is loved by everybody.

Adjective; 1.) Having to constantly rebel against your friends and peers when they ask you to handle basic tasks or favors.
2.) being extremely cunty and whiny.
“You’re Joe Gatzin so hard right now.”
“You’re pulling a Joe Gatz on me.”
“Relax Joe Gatz, that Heineken ain’t going anywhere.”
by MooseSaenz September 13, 2019
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Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.
by Blake Boren October 8, 2019
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Joe Pham

Joe Pham is the MOST UGLY and terrible person you will ever meet. His face will make children cry and you will ABSOLUTELY HATE him.
Ugh i have to sit next to Joe Pham in AP Bio
by JdPham07 January 7, 2020
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Joe gilhooly

A Joe gilhooly loves scratching and then sniffing his bollocks all the time.
Did he scratch and sniff?
Yeah, he’s such a joe gilhooly.
by KwesingtonThe1st January 26, 2020
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Father Joe

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020
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Joe Duplantier

Singer and vocalist of the fabulous French progressive/death metal band Gojira. Known for insane live shows. Please come out with a new album guys, I'm begging you.
Damn, did you see the show last night? Joe Duplantier was amazing.
by vibing parrot November 15, 2020
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