Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

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Black boy friday

We celebrating black boy friday !!!!! Sexy black boys !!!!

yo u celebrating black boy friday?
Yes I am

by cookinsumchicken June 5, 2019

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VSCO Friday

VSCO FRIDAY mean girls wear VSCO stuff like Scrunchies and messy bun and shell necklace.

And boys wear there girlfriends or crushes Scrunchie.

Cady and Emily were wearing VSCO stuff because it was VSCO FRIDAY.
Sammy and Deaved were wearing there crushes Scrunchie only because it was VSCO FRIDAY and not because there crush liked them.

by Windy Hill Middle School Event September 3, 2019

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