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Morning Depression

It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.
“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”

I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”
by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022
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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
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Blueberry Morning

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021
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Good Morning Nate

"Good Morning Nate" is on TV!
Don't you mean "Good Morning 'Stoga?"
by katatomicbomb February 11, 2023
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morning 4 night

this term means that your bitch will suck the fuck out of your dick if you eat her out in the morning
yo my girl sucked my dick last night because I ate her pussy for breakfast thats why I love morning 4 night
by lana rhodes November 1, 2019
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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