October 2

The day that the smartest, funniest, cutest, and perfect girls are born. Any girl born on this day is absolutely amazing.

Guy: When were you born?
Girl: October 2.
Guy: Oh my god you’re perfect.

by MpAaXrIrMyUS February 20, 2021

October 27

October 27 is eat your friends guinea pig day

Some cunt: it’s October 27

The guinea pig: *runs*

by Rodenteater12 October 26, 2019

October 15

On October 15 it’s grab a tits day

Hey miss did you know it’s October 15 and that means it’s grab a tit day!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

october 18

national slap a hoe day
slap a hoe, any hoe, just pick one

jerald:*slaps hoe*
hoe: why did you do that
jerald: it’s october 18th

by skeeter 🦟 October 17, 2019

October 25

October 25 is national make out with your gf/bf day

“Dude it’s October 25 you know what that means.”

by Big penis daddy October 23, 2019

October 13

The booty dance day

Girl 1 : Hey are you dancing today?
Girl 2 : of course it is october 13!

by A REAL LIFE VSCO GIRL October 18, 2019

October 13

National unlucky day

October 13: “its October 13! I should go by a nice black cat! Walk under a ladder! Break a mirror! Even eat another human to summon the almighty goose!

by Fudgeinhatethat November 6, 2019