A lifesize Colorado Yule marble scuplture handmade by Francisco Sotomayor of Colorado Springs, CO. It depicts a woman reclining on top of a grand piano holding a rose. It is the first ever marble sculpture in history to have eyelashes...yeah, not even Michelanglo could pull that one off! Check out his website at www.franciscosfineart.com It is a sight to see! Leave a comment in the inbox if ya diggg it maan! :)
American Woman Sculpture-
Handcarved!... you try doing that with a chisel and hammer and see how far you get! (Ok, ok a Dremel was used for some parts, but STILL??)
Handcarved!... you try doing that with a chisel and hammer and see how far you get! (Ok, ok a Dremel was used for some parts, but STILL??)
by HuliaHaye February 11, 2011
Man - woman make me a sandwitch
woman - ok
THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION
Woman (bible description)
woman - ok
THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION
Woman (bible description)
by AlExSwOrD August 22, 2011
A woman who gives head to her boyfriend/husband whilst making him a sandwich by juggling the contents up into the air and into the sandwich.
The man will demand the woman to suck his penis, then he will demand she make him a sandwich, whilst continuing with the sexual act, then whilst she begins to make the sandwich he will request she juggle the contents into the sandwich. Before finally telling her to feed him the sandwich, whilst continuing to give the man head.
The man will demand the woman to suck his penis, then he will demand she make him a sandwich, whilst continuing with the sexual act, then whilst she begins to make the sandwich he will request she juggle the contents into the sandwich. Before finally telling her to feed him the sandwich, whilst continuing to give the man head.
Man: 'YO BITCH GIVE ME A WOMAN SANDWICH JUGGLER NOW!!!!'
Dumb ass woman slave: 'Yes hunni, I will give you head and juggle a sandwich for you right now.'
Man: 'Good, because my sweaty chode needs some loving...and i'm hungry'
Dumb ass woman slave: 'Yes hunni, I will give you head and juggle a sandwich for you right now.'
Man: 'Good, because my sweaty chode needs some loving...and i'm hungry'
by MurrayFrankaski-licious March 08, 2011
The opposite of a mangina, when a man ejaculates on a womans leg, as the night goes on becomes crusted to skin or garment.
by drj0e December 03, 2011
by Dave-o January 02, 2003
A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!
Texas A&M Student:
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020
when a 5'6 blonde girl gets a little too wasted and begins to say meow. might also come out with, "shot gun bitches"
by aifos12 November 09, 2010