minitruck

Minitruck - a small compact truck that looks good on air bags layed the fuck out on the ground. nowadays, it is not uncommon to see a minitruck with wheels larger then 20 inches and still laying on the ground. minitrucks sole purpose is to drag and make as many sparks as humanly possible. Real men drive minitrucks, and real minitrucks kick ass

Dude that minitruck was sick, layed the fuck out on 22s

by Numatik September 28, 2008

Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

by okla_ddog December 9, 2010

minimum viable product

Minimum Viable Product (MVP) is the absolute shittiest possible product that can be passed off as a success to an unwitting customer. See any new product or feature out of Silicon Valley tech companies.

The minimum viable product is any new feature from companies like Facebook, Google, Apple.... That works just enough to gain revenue for the company, while pissing off a large part of their customer base. Don't worry they're working on a patch or update for that.....

by foobar767 May 8, 2014

hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions

Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.

by UD-Doc November 13, 2010

To Put On Minimum Wage

The act of demoting one's social status, esteem, or general ability to do anything. To remove rank, rights, or stature.
To make inferior.

The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.

To Put On Minimum Wage (Inanimate object):

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"

The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"

The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"

To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):

B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"

by Smasher316 November 11, 2011

Minicrush

Someone with whom you enjoy their company and if a situation arose where you could hook up with them, you would want to. If you desire a relationship, the person may increase from minicrush status to a regular crush.

"that chick has such a nice rack, I totally have a minicrush on her" or "She's so fun to be with, I think I have a minicrush on her"

by Ky-izzle, Danizzle, Kathrizzle March 25, 2009

minidick

A mini size dick for smaller people

I do not have a minidick

by KU4EVER February 5, 2007