sirguson log

(noun) a post-game statistical entry from the popular free-to-play 'Team Fortress 2' that reflects an unusually poor or underwhelming individual performance, typically far below the expected standard for the player or class.

Derived from 'Sirgy', a competitive TF2 player known for inconsistent performance, the term “sirguson log” refers to a notably bad individual contribution, as viewed within the post-game logs.tf entry.

"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."

"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."

"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."

by Cab.tf October 7, 2025

Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.

Me and Sharon tried Roll the log

by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019

Log

Log is a log with a very impersonative log

Hi log

by Danny choir November 2, 2020

log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree

Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am

by KittyKat26 March 6, 2017

FAT LOG

You know what this is :)

A FAT LOG CAME OUT OF ME

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 2, 2023

Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020