lemon

1. a very sour yellow fruit that life gives you

HI IM LIFE AND I GEEVE OUT VAIRY SOUR FROOTS CALLED "LEMONS"

by christina the asian unipotato May 24, 2019

Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

lemon

A slang-term colloquially used for the female genitalia.

More specifically, it is in reference to the similar taste of the vaginal fluids and lemon juice; and the similar appearance of a cut-up lemon and a vagina.

"Did you hear? Martha got her lemon sucked on by Joey the other day."

by weirdobean69420 April 10, 2022

lemons

Cave Johnson's least favorite thing life has given him.

I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?

by Kookycookies February 19, 2019

lemon

A defective product. During production it is not unusual that a small percentage of the products have some kind of defect that causes problems. Inadequate Quality Assurance may result in one of these defective products to be sold to a consumer.

I just got it, but unfortunately it turned out to be a lemon.

by Icenor October 13, 2020

Lemon

A popular song created ft Rihanna and N.E.R.D

“I Pull up in a lemon,” - Rihanna, Lemon

by Mia 💘 August 07, 2018

Lemon

Seth’s wife and is very popular playing games like gorilla tag her enemy is her cousin lime but her brother orange is very distant from her her other freinds and famliy are tomato peanut butter watermelon Ted the pumpkin

Seth’s lemon wife is super hot

Lemons are the best thing ever

by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022