Chickenheads who either pay some douche bag to take half naked pictures of themselves or take them with their cell phones in a mirror and Photoshop them. These internet skanks then proceed to post them on social networking sites such as Facebook and Myspace and claim to be models.
"why are you half naked in your Facebook pictures and why are they all touched up?"
"oh, i'm a model"
"have you ever even beed paid to model"
"no, i'm a internet model yet to be discovered"
"so basically your a online whore?"
"oh, i'm a model"
"have you ever even beed paid to model"
"no, i'm a internet model yet to be discovered"
"so basically your a online whore?"
by samdirtystayout January 24, 2010
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Usually found in large forums or mailing lists.
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Best to stay away from them.
Guy one : "Facebook will be closed."
Guy two : " . . . and so will my life :("
Internet Troll : "You're a bunch of basement dwellers, go
fuck yourselves. HELL YEAH FACEBOOK WILL BE DEAD ! "
Guy one : "Mod, pls . . . "
10 Minutes later, on the Troll's screen ;)
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
Why you're there anyway ? :/
Moderator
Guy two : " . . . and so will my life :("
Internet Troll : "You're a bunch of basement dwellers, go
fuck yourselves. HELL YEAH FACEBOOK WILL BE DEAD ! "
Guy one : "Mod, pls . . . "
10 Minutes later, on the Troll's screen ;)
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
Why you're there anyway ? :/
Moderator
by Emil-sama January 13, 2011
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by mwood23 March 11, 2010
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2: Noun: A person who makes an opinionated status, but later revises or revokes it alltogether because of another person's comments.
2: Noun: A person who makes an opinionated status, but later revises or revokes it alltogether because of another person's comments.
Example 1: Jane Doe Status: "Wow, I saw this girl at the mall today, and she should NOT have been wearing such a tight top... Just sayin..."
Internet Bitch: "Wow, that is so mean! How do you know she doesn't have a medical condition that makes her that way?? Geez! People like you are the reason young girls kill themselves!!!"
Other Person: "Wow, you're such an internet bitch."
Example 2: John Doe Status: "Hahaha, Dane Cook is soooo funny! I wanna buy his DVDs! LMAO!"
Jessica: "Are you serious? How old are you? He is such a gross pervert. You should grow up a little..."
John Doe: "Yeah, I guess you're right... I mean, I guess he's not THAT funny. I should just watch Jeff Dunham from now on."
Internet Bitch: "Wow, that is so mean! How do you know she doesn't have a medical condition that makes her that way?? Geez! People like you are the reason young girls kill themselves!!!"
Other Person: "Wow, you're such an internet bitch."
Example 2: John Doe Status: "Hahaha, Dane Cook is soooo funny! I wanna buy his DVDs! LMAO!"
Jessica: "Are you serious? How old are you? He is such a gross pervert. You should grow up a little..."
John Doe: "Yeah, I guess you're right... I mean, I guess he's not THAT funny. I should just watch Jeff Dunham from now on."
by Miss Beena March 12, 2010
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