Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

shop cleaner

A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.

You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.

by Salvagni December 7, 2017

Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

Tito's Pawn Shop

Is a place mentioned in a video called "The Most Devoted Youtuber of All Time" by Sean Millea

Sean: Alright guys i'm outside Tito's Pawn Shop, i just sold my phone, traded it and got this nice new camera, though we're gonna keep this video going, we're going to buy some more crack

by Idkmangfioys November 28, 2024

Clean some shop

When you win an astronomical amount of money through means of gambling. Not to be confused with “clean up shop” which deals on a smaller scale.

“I’m gonna clean some shop at Cheltenham today.”

by Scottthejackal February 27, 2019

ballber shop

A barber shop... but only for your balls.

I stoped by the ballber shop this morning to get my pubes manscaped. Jimmy asked me about the wife and kids as he cleaned me up and gave me a fresh fade down there.

by Mitcholo October 24, 2018

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010