morning makeup face

Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.

Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.

by Cubbykins April 5, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.

“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.

by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018

morning

Period from 06:00 (six o'clock) until 11:59 (fifty-nine past eleven).

Morning.

by Venticinia July 9, 2025

morning practice

When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.

Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.

by Ripm8123 December 11, 2016

My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015

good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 7, 2018

Morning!

When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.

*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"

by Kingy123572 June 16, 2018