We had to x-ray this second-story man's whole body after he jumped from the bedroom window trying to escape his girlfriend's husband, who returned home early.
by LynnMass50 December 07, 2016
The wonder and excitement comparable to eating one Pop-Tart in a package, forgetting about the second one, and rediscovering the second one later.
I thought I was out of money until I looked in my old pants pockets, found a 20, and experienced second Pop-Tart effect.
by lovelibeam October 12, 2011
When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
by Grinnell April 01, 2008
Two males and one female, male and female in the classic sixty-nine position with her on top. Second male fucks her doggy style until he comes inside her. Than the bottom male switches with the other male and fucks her doggy style (sloppy seconds) while they are in the sixty-nine position.
Both males get a great view and taste of each other while getting a blow job.
Both males get a great view and taste of each other while getting a blow job.
I got spit roasted while being drilled from behind by a male whom got sloppy seconds and spit roast seconds.
by Old School New Dog February 11, 2017
When a guy and girl are making out and the guy continues to try to cop a feel despite the girl moving his hand away. Eventually she gives in and allows him to reach "second base on defensive indifference."
Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!
Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?
Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.
Guy 2: Sweet.
Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?
Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.
Guy 2: Sweet.
by PrenticeRedman November 28, 2011
the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
by sparky420 June 28, 2010
When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.
See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005