If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

pizza im ptitim

its when u have ptitim on pizza

hey, or is eating pizza im ptitim

by Or liani September 12, 2018

Im Bored

If you are reading this, it means that you are bored beyond belief and would rather do anything than do some actual work.

Hey, im Bored

by Yustbetterthanyou June 2, 2020

im high af

me rn.
im high af.

*also see:
- im baked
- im stoned
- im tripping
- im tweaking

me: i can feel wet bones inside my forearms. im probably high af.
(i smoked multiple joints)
"im high af" meaning i feel wasted

by nateeee420 November 11, 2022

Im Blossoming

When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.

IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE

by rolanddidapooincommerce March 23, 2021

im thinking

a phrase stated stated stated that "im thinking" by adamn smasher smacker balls.

adamner was thinking and to davidid he said "im thinking"
davidid said " ok"
the adamner smacker smacked davidid into the ground of the russian fredreal goverurmentai (hentia goverment)

davidid said "owie"
adamn said "sorry bbg"

"im thinking"v"im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking"

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022