horse head

when teeth scrape a males dick.

“man she gave horse head...it hurt to bad!!”

by Reginahoe February 1, 2018

Twat Horse

A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.

Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.

I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.

A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.

by TwatHorse May 8, 2011

Attic Horse

A horse that lives in ones attic and frequently steals your things. eg: Homework, food, legal documents, important papers, money, and pencils.

The attic horse took it again

by 81u3f14m3 December 11, 2010

Horsing it down

When it is raining so hard and fast . Just like a horse pissing

It's horsing it down outside

by Beagrie May 28, 2016

horse tummy

The stomach ache a woman gets after swallowing too much cum.horses are known for having very bad stomach aches. Horses also cum a lot.

As in "I can't go out tonight I got horse tummy again"

by Eunikitty May 27, 2014

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

Horse face

When someone clearly has too big of a nose and teeth to be considered human or any other animal

"Hey man did you see Richard on T.V. last night in Lion heart ? "
"That guy has such a 'Horse face' , I'm surprised it's not Horse heart"

by Rik's nightmare April 7, 2015