frappe-tain hook

Scared of going out alone

- My brother/sister would rather twirl mustache waiting for a friend to phone than drive me anywhere - ugh.
- What a Frappe-tain Hook!

by Blueberry Boat December 29, 2023

Hooded Hook

It’s is the act of dying whilst having sexual relations with an uncircumcised man who loves magic and is wearing cape!

Mike E. (AKA, jersey mike) watched Gerry give Joan a hooded hook.

by HeatonUp January 3, 2024

Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.

“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”

by DylanTheFrogKid April 19, 2023

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023

Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.

For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder

by Dick Blicker January 18, 2023

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

by Pellman7 January 30, 2023