glasses

Its just like a graphic card but for your head.

Rdm dude: Damn nice glasses, what are they called ?

hella rdm dude: This is a gtx 1060, but for my head.

by xX_Pu$$y_$L4y3r_Xx June 17, 2020

broken glass

Typicaly found on the one man one jar website. It is widely considered to be a sexual experience

I slid down onto the glass. But the glass shattered and the broken glass got stuck in my rectum

by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018

Glasses-cart

1. a shopping cart full of glasses
2. when you go on a shopping spree to Specsavers

1. oh my that is a glasses-cart
2. I went for a glasses-cart today

by whoophey December 31, 2018

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her

by Hunky May 24, 2025

Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

Russell glass

A pint glass which kills all bubbles in a beer

For fuck’s sake, I’ve got a Russell glass!

by Tbonedork November 11, 2017