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Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.
by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020
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Franked

To get "Franked" means to be triggered or upset by something
"I felt so franked today"
by Ash1992 November 22, 2020
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frank gioia

Walmart version of Brendon Urie.
(by Me. 's comment on CrankThatFrank's video "I MET BREDON URIE AND HE KNEW WHO I WAS... STORYTIME (NOT CLICKBAIT)")
X: What did you do in this weekend?
Fangirl/boy: I met Frank Gioia!
by me :v July 19, 2017
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Franked

A term meant to describe a man who is unlucky in love, with each subsequent lover or potential love interest preferring the company of another woman over him.

This term is mostly used in online yuri fandom circles. It is often used to describe the male character that is obviously going to draw the short straw in a yuri setting.
1: Joe got Franked hard when he tried proposing to Tracy. She left him for her new girlfriend, Jennifer, and even took his dog.
by Yatiyuri March 21, 2022
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Frank Iero

Frank Iero is the rhythm guitarist for My chemical romance. He is the definition of H O T and S E X. This man could do things I wouldn’t let a single other person do to me. God must have been in a amazing mood when he made this amazing 11/10 sexy ass man,
“OMG ITS FRANK IERO THE SEXIEST MAN IN MCR EXCEPT FOR MIKEY FUCKIN WAY
by RatDaddy_69 May 22, 2022
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Frank

Frank is a loud scary voice you don’t wanna fuck with.

You may also say get fucked Frank.

Frank is ultimately a state of mind.
FRANKKKKKK
by Yozabraz January 4, 2024
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Frank

Frank is a good guy
by CeceTheBish May 1, 2020
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