shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.

The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!

by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023

Photo Shoot

The act of getting another person with glasses to give you a blow job then when you cum pull out of their mouth, ejaculate on their glasses and have them lick them clean.

Your girl came over last night for a photo shoot

by Lunacanopy September 7, 2023

shooting worms

An older man incessantly talking about sex when the other person clearly isn’t interested. When asked to stop, he continues.

That guy Bill is such a horn dog. He’d be a cool guy if only he could stop shooting worms.

by Lilslik September 24, 2023

SHOOTING TO YOU

DRIVE TO YOU, COME TO YOUR LOCATION, WALK TO RIDE TO WHERE EVER YOU ARE AT.

If you need BUD I’m shooting to you

by MAPHIA1 January 26, 2020

Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

Pringle Poop Shoot

The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.

Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.

by dlovesd February 19, 2020