Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

by RegoNation July 3, 2017

finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.

OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache

by anon1239000 May 9, 2018

Freedom Finger

The act of giving the middle finger to somebody while in America

Welcome to America , home of the freedom finger

by Tripletwonder February 27, 2017

finger jogging

When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.

"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!

by Becksr May 16, 2016

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

clicky fingers

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.

Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.

by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016

chilly finger

When you run your index finger under cold water and then stick it in ur bum hole

Mmm I think I'll ask my girlfriend for a chilly finger tonight

by Chillyfinger April 15, 2016