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Ethan's Mother: Ethan get off Fortnite
Ethan: No
Ethan by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022
Ethan , the best person to exist . Will go to any length to bring a smile to anyone’s face . πŸ˜‡πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‡πŸ’žπŸ˜‡β€οΈ πŸ”₯
Has the juciest Capri suns in the fridge πŸ‘πŸ».
You see him walk into a room and burst into aware
β€œIs that a angel to walk into the room ?”
β€œ no it’s just Ethan β€œ
Ethan by Bulbasaur010521 March 2, 2022
the guy who makes phil feel amazing
so riley, you still speaking to ethan ?
ethan by Richard182389492 March 7, 2022
Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
Ethan: I'm so awesome at gaming
Sianna: Please stop it and get some help.
Ethan: Your mom
Ethan by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022