heavy on the douche

This person has exceeding normal levels of douchiness and gone to the upper limits of douchedom. This person is almost laughable because of the extreme amounts of doucheocity he or she displays.

Guys with balls hanging from his truck is hevay on the douche. People with personalized license plates are heavy on the douche. Guys who wear gold chains are heavy on the douche.

by Anti Douchite April 24, 2011

douche whistle

(noun) A vape pen

Check out that guy sucking on his douche whistle and blowing clouds of steam everywhere... Hey Thomas the Tank Engine! We get it, you vape!

by LthrBear December 29, 2016

vape douche

Bro's who talk about vape non-stop and turn the smoke level to max on their vape devices so everyone knows how much they vape.

Look at the smoke coming out of the Windows of that car, it must be full of vape douches.

by guess my name win a fuck off April 4, 2016

douche crew

n. A male in the late teen to mid twenty's age range who always interferes with another guy who is getting acquainted or having a conversation with a pretty girl. Often times the douche knows the girl from either high school or somewhere else. Their reason for coming over to talk to the girl while she is in a conversation with another guy is to basically "Cock Block" and get her number first right in front of the other guy. This person's attire is usually defined by expensive jeans, a polo shirt (often with a propped collar), and bright white sneakers. They have a posse most of the time that all look alike and have the idea that they are better than everyone else, even secretly amongst themselves.

"Dude, look at that guy hittin on that cute girl that Bob was talking to. He butted right in on their conversation and gave her a hug. He is definately a member of the douche crew! No respect for his fellow man."

by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006

Facebook Douche

An individual male or female who friend requests you and never posts anything on your wall after you add them. Also, a person who never even communicates with you on Facebook at all.

You add a person or persons as a friend to your Facebook friends list and afterwards never comments or communicates with you after being added. Once you identified such an individual or individuals that person or persons is now refered to as a Facebook Douche.

by whitey the cable guy June 21, 2009

Douche Bag

1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.

"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."

by PlGEON May 16, 2006

Douche Mcgriddle

One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her twat.

Person 1: Dude I cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her twat.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.

by Douche Mcgriddle October 7, 2005