Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S
I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs
by Faster81 April 04, 2020
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Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator
Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

Yeah man
by Babispxt August 09, 2022
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noob dong

noob dong
by wenomechainasama1 September 03, 2022
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noob dong

noob dong
noob dong.
by wenomechainasama1 September 03, 2022
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dong tolly

When she strokes it and licks the balls at the same time
Dude, last night she went all dong tolly on me!
by Eric J K February 21, 2021
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.
The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.
by Wonzly January 15, 2022
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