Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

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Get the Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!mug.

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

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Get the helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switchmug.

Sour Chops

A phrase used in Wicklow to describe someone who is in a bad mood or giving negative vibes.

Whats wrong with you sour chops?

by binz August 30, 2007

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Get the Sour Chopsmug.

the big chop

the transition into a baby gay through the means of cutting one's hair. most gay AFABs go through this.

"yo, did you hear about insert name? yeah, they're going through the big chop right now."

by spider mochi November 25, 2020

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Get the the big chopmug.

Chop that seat

When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.

Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"

Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."

by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017

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