Bidening

the act of falsely overexaggerating or outright lying about a personal loss or tragedy to solicit sympathy or power from a person or group.

Stop bidening us about losing your son, when he died of cancer and we are here to honor those lost in the service of our country."

by the goodwitch June 7, 2022

Joe Biden

Owes everyone a stimi and needs to cancel college loans.

Joe Biden owes me a stimi and he needs to cancel my college loans.

by O_Dolly November 23, 2021

Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.

Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Biden

Verb

1. State of being malfunction or paused.
2. Forgetting what was said a few seconds ago and stumbling over words.

My computer just got bidened.
I was bidening during the debate class.

by =JOe= July 5, 2024

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

by An Audience July 21, 2024

Biden 3:16

The speech that former President Joe Biden addressed the nation with on July 14, 2024. He said this after the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. The main idea of the speech was that there is no place in America for violence like assassinations.

A: "Did you hear Charlie Kirk was assassinated?" B: "Biden 3:16" A: "what the fuck does that mean?"

by Gretelismycat September 10, 2025