A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.
“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
Get the Magestic Sea Birdmug. by James bosh October 21, 2018
Get the sea saltmug. When a person uses a funnel to fill their ass with piss and then farts. The resulting warm breeze and piss spray resembles a nice sea spray
by CosmoLewis May 5, 2025
Get the Sea Spraymug. Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
Get the Parting The Red Seamug. by LithiumChick300 March 25, 2023
Get the Sea Chickenmug. The cutest animal ever, although there are many other adorable creatures, including the other 12 otter species.
The Sea Otter is one of the many creatures that needs to be protected as they are endangered, along with the animals that are also not extinct yet but are closer to extinction than they are. Also, not only are they absolutely adorable, they are beautiful, precious and fascinating, too.
by PhoenixGamer34 October 1, 2022
Get the Sea Ottermug. noun
A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
by starvingRD October 2, 2025
Get the Sea Kelpiemug.