Office Turtle

1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.

2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.

1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.

2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."

by The Office Turtles Brigade March 22, 2012

Frosty Turtle

To become annoyed by someone's insensitive action, no matter how small it is. May also result in giving back the cold shoulder.

Jen got all frosty turtle when she found out she wasn't invited to Ann's dinner party.

by mouserat73 February 24, 2011

Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

by drhandbanana May 29, 2010

turtle-foot

A camel-toe so large that it resembles the foot of a fucking ninja turtle.

Check out the turtle-foot on Sally!

by mildew September 14, 2013

Dick Turtle

Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.

Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later

Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.

by Oldnelly June 9, 2018

microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.

I LIKE BIG TITTIES IN MY MICROWAVE TURTLE

by Appl3Python April 25, 2014

turtle boi

A fan given name to the hamilton character John Laurens
It was given to him from fans because of the actors love of turtles.

Person 1- Turtle boi is my favorite hamilton character
Person 2- Ya i agree
Person 3- NO LAFAYETTE IS THE BEST!!!!!!

by Bannana_Toast March 9, 2018