by Hahabitchshuttjefuckup February 25, 2017

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014

A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal
Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are
Kb
Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Most Uncommon animal
Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are
Kb
Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.
by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017

by Anonima999 April 17, 2017

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

by lady kit July 11, 2014
