States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler March 02, 2018
by UncornPoints101 March 06, 2022
"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"
by gohamorgohome April 11, 2024
by Brooke bick February 28, 2025
An alpha unicorn is a non-
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 01, 2021
Nancy:You should get a unicorn bae,mine is so cute.Sally:I totally have a unicorn bae and he is rainbowtastic
by EmoLillyx September 08, 2015