Office Turtle

1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.

2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.

1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.

2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."

by The Office Turtles Brigade March 22, 2012

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Frosty Turtle

To become annoyed by someone's insensitive action, no matter how small it is. May also result in giving back the cold shoulder.

Jen got all frosty turtle when she found out she wasn't invited to Ann's dinner party.

by mouserat73 February 24, 2011

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Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in

It's turtle necking!

by Jr LS August 13, 2017

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lemon turtle

a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.

“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”

by lemon.turtle January 26, 2019

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turtle man

a turtle thats a man

hey look, its turtle man!

by turtle man 5 September 28, 2018

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Dick Turtle

Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.

Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later

Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.

by Oldnelly June 9, 2018

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