Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
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Get the The Dutch Touch mug.The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
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Get the safe touch mug.When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.
Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
by Jimmy 2-times February 18, 2017
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