Cook

Lame or dumb as hell

Boy that shit last night was cook as hell bruh

by Ski slumped August 10, 2021

Cooked

A word that can be used to describe someone or something in a negative way , usually used for people after them completing an unsuccessful action

Ex.1
-"Bro this girl has left me on delivered for 72 hours"

-"Yeah you're cooked"

Ex.2
-"my mum found the penjamin hidden under my pillow"

-"you're so unbelievably cooked"

by RastaMouse23 April 23, 2024

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023

did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011