Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Chop

British slang for somebody you only want or talk to for sexual reasons

Nah, she's a chop.

Icl I'd chop.

by LNDNslang December 17, 2022

Chopped

Chopped means something is done, ended, over with. This is the conclusion of something.

Boy: Bro, I was talking to this one chick but she still fux with her ex's family
Bro: Boy, that shit is chopped if you asked me.

by Young Cannoli January 10, 2017

double chop

Another powerful attack (See: thunderkick) of the martial arts variety

tito has only a level 2 double chop

by tito December 30, 2004

Honk chop

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"

"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek

"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie

by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015

Nuttin chops

Muttin chops for ya nuts, don't shave the side of ya balls and you'll be set

I didn't have enough time to shave so I got nuttin chops

by Repression June 11, 2020