Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

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helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

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couchy chop

When he sits on the couch, and you straddle him. By splitting your legs it's called a chop.

Girl, I couchy chopped that hot guy from the bar last night.

by VestaAsh July 12, 2017

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Leg Chop

The cringiest name for a low kick in Kickboxing/Muay Thai ever !. Originates in Australia.

Watch a Muay Thai card anywhere in Australia and for sure you'll here a low kick be called a "leg chop". '*spew*

Brodie: "I was at sparring last noight, and this dickhead was going full-on on me. I warned him twice, and if he threw 1 more leg chop, i'd start turning it up on him. He backed off after I said that, but mart, I tell ya, my leg is stingin' today bud.

Cory: "Unreal bruzz. My gym is pretty chill. All the boyz respect each other. Sounds like you got some big egos at your gym bruzzy. Mind you, hard sparring is necessary for fighters. which you are NOT.

by Morphett_Vale_SA February 23, 2024

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chop drops

Similar to ‘nic shits,’ it’s the urge you get to drop a deuce after taking a bong chops.

“Man, I smoked a bowl last night and took the most massive chop drop right after.”

“There’s no better feeling than unloading a big fat chop drop right after a sesh with the boys”

“I had some serious chop drops last night”

by Dave r October 07, 2020

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