Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Chopped

a very hideous individual who has no chnace of a comeback

Person 1 : Did you see rasean? He is so hideous or should i say chopped
Person 2 : Fax that nigga is chopped like a bih

by Goatman133 August 21, 2024

Chopped Chin

Someone dancing and nodding hella tuff.

''I bought a property in egypt, and what they do for you, is, they give you the property.''

Chopped Chin, 2025

by Sigmasauron January 10, 2025

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

Astronomic Chop

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels

mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels

by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011

Chops

The mouth/lips of a person or animal.

(If you heard this word it was probably from your black new yorker grandma/auntie)

"Boy, why you lickin yo chops? I'm tryna eat in peace child, quit starin at my food with ya fatass."

by icy.thee.cool.cat February 14, 2022