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Tim Walz

A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.
Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-

Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*
by HamburgerHelperFreek August 11, 2024
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Tim Walz

A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024
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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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Tim Walz

The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
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Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.
by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024
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Tim

Tim is the coolest person in school. Everyone loves Tim. Including your parents and especially your mother. Tim is the what others want to be and he is the calmest and nicest human on the planet.
Wow is that Tim with your mother over there?
TIm is that guy

Be like Tim
by Antonio Li March 5, 2023
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Tim Minute

When any Tim leaves the room and says he'll be a minute, that minute can be a minute or 6 hours, it's random odds
Are you actually going to take a minute or is this a Tim minute
by Wallfenstein March 12, 2023
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