Tim

An absolutely AMAZING rock climber, he eats like a carrot, and he's JACKED.

Climber A: "Damn, I wish I could be better at climbing..."
Climber B: "Just watch Tim and learn. He has mastered the art."

Climber A: "Good idea, aren't we so lucky to breathe the same air as him?"

by TimRocks November 10, 2022

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Tim has a massive beluga whale head

Tims massive beluga head entered the pub way before him, that’s the reason he used to not buy anyone a pint

by MooseyMCMoose November 24, 2021

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The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

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Tim A.

A super handsome dude. Girls want to be with him, dudes want to be him. Looks good in a suit but still is very punk rock. Is making me watch a ZZ Top documentary right now.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was last night?
Guy 2: Fucking sweet. I totally Tim A.'ed it last night.

by Phantom DarkMonkey September 6, 2020

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Tickling tiny Tim

When a man jerks of his tiny dick

Yo man I heard Jackson tickling tiny Tim last night

by Rachelrachelbobachel September 19, 2021

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Tim

his dick is negative inches and is constantly sleep deprived. Sits on his fucking play station 25/8. Cuts his hair short and eveyone knows its shit. negative metere defeter , lives on computer, poo sniffer

tim is a negstive meater defeater.

by luisbigd April 25, 2023

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