in the land of the living

either conscious or not.

Despite a restless night, Grandma assured everyone she was still in the land of the living and ready for her morning tea.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

Come out from under the land

It’s basically like get out the closet but for lesbian people

Come out from under the land

by Come out from under the land September 24, 2023

Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.

- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.

by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022

physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

the glorious land of milk and honey

The glorious land of milk and honey is a Midwestern slang term originating in Leavenworth, KS that refers to sexual intercouse with a female individual. Referring to “Milk” as a mans little swimmers, and the “Honey” as the female vagina.

“Hey man how was last night with your girl?” “It was an outstanding evening, we ended in the glorious land of milk and honey.”

by JackMehoff10xaday June 30, 2021

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017