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commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.
"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.
by gogos1073 December 13, 2020
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suicide

this word is used by 14 year old girls named emily for attention
emily: im so depressed im going to commit suicide Me: lol L bozo
by cristhian calero January 14, 2022
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suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room
"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"
by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020
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The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.
I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide
by Derpy_berger July 21, 2022
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suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.
Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.
by Niggtoni October 16, 2020
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One fourth suicidal

In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.
Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!

Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!
by OneFourth June 11, 2010
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