Dave

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!

Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'

by beg4me August 4, 2022

fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face

Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021

king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.

king dave is extra cool!

by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021

Dave Bayley

Dave Bayley is a celebrity from the band Glass Animals who came to fame in 2022 for his song Heat Waves. He loves dogs, fruit, and being a silly billy when he sings at his shows. He loves his fans and is a goofy goofball. He has a large vocal range and can sing anywhere from high up to down low. Everybody, and I mean everybody loves Dave Bayley.

“Man, I love Dave Bayley. I need a Dave Bayley in my life.”

by thepurplecultist August 3, 2025

scary dave

absolute gigachad who supports everyone except trans people

scary dave is cool

by ☆♡𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗♡☆ October 11, 2023

Daveed Diggs

The hottest man on Earth, a.k.a Lafayette in Hamilton, a.k.a the guy who played Sebastion in the newest Little Mermaid, a.k.a the cop in Blindspotting, a.k.a THE finest man on Earth

p 1: Man Daveed Diggs has a wife and a kid?
p 2: Yeah, unfortunately, he's taken
me: I don't care

by daveeddiggsisfine January 9, 2024