One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.
A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.
But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.
But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?
by DeltaKillsThem February 12, 2021
Get the Too $hortmug. A guy that tells you he is too big to listen to you is a good thing for you. At least you know he's not trying to play up to your ego with what he's saying to you, he's telling you what he really thinks of you. Even if he's doing something right, you know you're not fucking up. So if you haven't left your humility behind, nobody needs to make sure you're in line with their agenda or plan.
Sometimes it's good to bask in what someone else did right, even if they got too big for you and they think you're slow or stupid now.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Too bigmug. she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really
by malakaloo January 9, 2024
Get the Gyp Too Hardmug. This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.
Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"
by von groovy September 3, 2024
Get the doing too much MOMS (DTMM)mug. Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"mug. Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.
Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"
by jengajoe May 5, 2011
Get the luedde toomug. Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.
by ZERO COOL 75 August 4, 2023
Get the Too Stupid To Eat.mug.